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At the grocery store Sunday....
Me: Hey, we need some cereal. Wanna get Golden Grahams?
Him: I hate Golden Grahams.
Me: You do not. We get Golden Grahams all the time.
Him: I only pretended to like Golden Grahams because you were putting out. Now that you're not putting out... I hate Golden Grahams.
Me: Weirdo.


Later that day....
Me: Mmm, I should have gotten the Golden Grahams.
Him: Golden Grahams? I love Golden Grahams.