Wednesday, October 3, 2007

My disappointing bellybutton

Here I am, 32 weeks pregnant and has my bellybutton popped out? Do I have a cutie outie? No. And its never going to happen. Tallulah was 9pounds, 3ounces and my belly button remained a dark hallway to my soul. What would it take for me to get an outie? A 15 pound baby?

I want my body to be cute and charming: a button nose, ringlet curls, a light sprinkling of freckles. Pregnancy was my LAST chance for adorable foibles. But I am not adorable. I am dark, deep, and mysterious.

In my bellybutton.